Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Sistem Pesanan Terlalu Ringkas

Satu hari, ketika bersiap. Sedang memakai seluar.

Terima satu pesanan ringkas. 1 message received.

Toleh ke arah telefon bimbit yang berusia seminggu setengah itu, dan capai.

Buka inbox. Oh rakan perempuan. Saya baca.

"Azr, sy nk pnjm slr awk bole ?"

Sambung zip seluar sekejap. Sebelum capai tali pinggang di penjuru katil, saya reply.

"Hah? Awak nak pinjam seluar saya yang mana? Nak buat apa?"

Seminit dua, semasa mencalit Edouard Pinaud ke belakang telinga,

"Ape awk ckp ni, sy nk pnjm camera slr awk la."

Oh. DSLR.

16 comments:

Unknown said...

hahahaha ada ke nak pinjam seluar. adoi...

Fariz Azhar said...

ahahaha... great misunderstanding...weee~~

Anonymous said...

hahaha

ashiqueen said...

mengarut tau....neway tak yah lah nak cerita "zip" segala kan.... O.M.G!!

Beto Rahman said...

hahaha...tp skrg bukan trengkas je..zaman skrg budak budak pakai trenjahanam..cthnya..
-couple=kowpel.
-baring=aying.
-tau=aw
-friend=fwen

semua ni mintak mkn kaki.
tak percaya?
tgk la 8tv chatbox, terutama masa hot.fm am crew.;D

Anonymous said...

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Unknown said...

oh! so funny!

:)

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